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Eat sh*t & live
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I've seen that. yuck! and smells like it as well. The guy in the hospital bed next to me had it, and didn't realise it. He thought it was just a bad case of constipation. Well it was...really bad. So bad the faeces had no where to go but up. A sepository cured it.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Oh and here’s a Viz tip. Though using clean water may seem like an unnecessary precaution to take with regard to matters related to the ingestion of poo in quantity, avoid urine as a liquidising agent since it is slightly antiseptic and will negate any benefit derived from the poo.
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I'm bemused by a lot of these ailments that I don't seem to get, such as in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ when the contestants complain/carp (as in all previous years AFAIK) of constipation in the first days (or weeks?) in the jungle. Is it just me or is there anyone else out there who has never had constipation?Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostThe guy in the hospital bed next to me had itComment
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You expect superstars like them to suffer from something as ordinary and common as constipation?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI'm bemused by a lot of these ailments that I don't seem to get, such as in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ when the contestants complain/carp (as in all previous years AFAIK) of constipation in the first days (or weeks?) in the jungle. Is it just me or is there anyone else out there who has never had constipation?
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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I'm a mathematician, I work the problem out with a pencilOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostI'm bemused by a lot of these ailments that I don't seem to get, such as in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ when the contestants complain/carp (as in all previous years AFAIK) of constipation in the first days (or weeks?) in the jungle. Is it just me or is there anyone else out there who has never had constipation?
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Constipation is always cured by opening a brown envelope from the HMRC...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Eating a lady's poo eh? Mmmm. I mean how disgusting.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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LOL! You sick tuliper...!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostEating a lady's poo eh? Mmmm. I mean how disgusting.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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