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    Grandmother saved by daughter's poo

    It must be one of the most stomach-churning medical treatments ever devised.

    A grandmother who contracted a potentially fatal superbug in Scotland has been saved after a hospital fed her daughter’s faeces to her.

    Ethel McEwan, an 83-year-old from Guardbridge, Fife, was near death after contracting Clostridium Difficile, the Daily Record reported.

    But she was saved after receiving a "faecal transplant" from her daughter, Winnifred.

    The treatment involves liquidising a sample of faeces from a close relative of the patient, and feeding the liquid down a tube into the stomach.

    The treatment restores the bacteria to levels at which they help the recovery process.

    "When you tell people about the treatment, they wrinkle their noses," Mrs McEwan told the Daily Record.
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Look up Faecal vomiting that's got to be worse
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Look up Faecal vomiting that's got to be worse
      I dont think I want to.

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        #4
        I see hospital food has now taken the ultimate step in recycling
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          I knew ATM wasn't all bad...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Look up Faecal vomiting that's got to be worse
            what's more concerning is you even know about such a thing

            Welcome to www.BagpussWorldOfFetish.com
            Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              I see hospital food has now taken the ultimate step in recycling
              Liquified poo was probably a step up from what I was served last time I was in an NHS ward ....
              Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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                #8
                Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
                what's more concerning is you even know about such a thing

                Welcome to www.BagpussWorldOfFetish.com

                Thanks for your concern. I saw it on a Channel 5 programme about medical problems. Of course you may deem the viewing of channel 5 to be a fetish, I just don't know!
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Thanks for your concern. I saw it on a Channel 5 programme about medical problems. Of course you may deem the viewing of channel 5 to be a fetish, I just don't know!
                  You mean there was a program on Channel 5 that wasn't soft porn or an American Cop Drama....
                  Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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                    #10
                    Is she cured or is she on poo for the rest of her life?

                    I think this occurs elsewhere in the animal kindom, more generally from parent to offspring, but don't recall details.

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