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hyperD replied

29 November 2007, 23:20
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Eating a lady's poo eh? Mmmm. I mean how disgusting.

LOL! You sick tuliper...!
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xoggoth replied

29 November 2007, 17:53
Eating a lady's poo eh? Mmmm. I mean how disgusting.
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hyperD replied

29 November 2007, 17:15
Constipation is always cured by opening a brown envelope from the HMRC...
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Diver replied

29 November 2007, 14:58
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I'm bemused by a lot of these ailments that I don't seem to get, such as in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ when the contestants complain/carp (as in all previous years AFAIK) of constipation in the first days (or weeks?) in the jungle. Is it just me or is there anyone else out there who has never had constipation?

I'm a mathematician, I work the problem out with a pencil
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KathyWoolfe replied

29 November 2007, 14:56
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I'm bemused by a lot of these ailments that I don't seem to get, such as in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ when the contestants complain/carp (as in all previous years AFAIK) of constipation in the first days (or weeks?) in the jungle. Is it just me or is there anyone else out there who has never had constipation?

You expect superstars like them to suffer from something as ordinary and common as constipation?
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TimberWolf replied

29 November 2007, 14:02
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

The guy in the hospital bed next to me had it

I'm bemused by a lot of these ailments that I don't seem to get, such as in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ when the contestants complain/carp (as in all previous years AFAIK) of constipation in the first days (or weeks?) in the jungle. Is it just me or is there anyone else out there who has never had constipation?
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TimberWolf replied

29 November 2007, 13:47
Oh and here’s a Viz tip. Though using clean water may seem like an unnecessary precaution to take with regard to matters related to the ingestion of poo in quantity, avoid urine as a liquidising agent since it is slightly antiseptic and will negate any benefit derived from the poo.

HTH
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lilelvis2000 replied

29 November 2007, 13:47
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Look up Faecal vomiting that's got to be worse

I've seen that. yuck! and smells like it as well. The guy in the hospital bed next to me had it, and didn't realise it. He thought it was just a bad case of constipation. Well it was...really bad. So bad the faeces had no where to go but up. A sepository cured it.
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TimberWolf replied

29 November 2007, 13:36
Is she cured or is she on poo for the rest of her life?

I think this occurs elsewhere in the animal kindom, more generally from parent to offspring, but don't recall details.
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shelby68 replied

29 November 2007, 13:18
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Thanks for your concern. I saw it on a Channel 5 programme about medical problems. Of course you may deem the viewing of channel 5 to be a fetish, I just don't know!

You mean there was a program on Channel 5 that wasn't soft porn or an American Cop Drama....
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Bagpuss replied

29 November 2007, 13:10
Originally posted by shelby68 View Post

what's more concerning is you even know about such a thing

Welcome to www.BagpussWorldOfFetish.com

Thanks for your concern. I saw it on a Channel 5 programme about medical problems. Of course you may deem the viewing of channel 5 to be a fetish, I just don't know!
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shelby68 replied

29 November 2007, 13:04
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

I see hospital food has now taken the ultimate step in recycling

Liquified poo was probably a step up from what I was served last time I was in an NHS ward ....
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shelby68 replied

29 November 2007, 12:59
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Look up Faecal vomiting that's got to be worse

what's more concerning is you even know about such a thing

Welcome to www.BagpussWorldOfFetish.com
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wendigo100 replied

29 November 2007, 12:51
I knew ATM wasn't all bad...
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BoredBloke replied

29 November 2007, 12:47
I see hospital food has now taken the ultimate step in recycling
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