I cant believe all you fools accepted second best and got married.
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Where did all the married members propose?
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Wow, I'm suprised there are that many partners to put up with this lot. I wonder if the ratio of married:unmarried contractors drop once/if the S660 rules are changed.
Romantic my a r Z e!
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On a beach on the tropical island XXXX in the Indian ocean while enjoying a candlelit dinner next to our treehouse..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Married men live longer
...or does it just seem longer.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Christmas Day - having just returned from Ullswater, with her noticeably pregnant! Bizarre.Originally posted by rootsnall View PostUllswater in the Lakes. Not that romantic as she was noticeably pregnant at the time.Comment
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You've got to do the right thing in these situations !Originally posted by Zorba View PostChristmas Day - having just returned from Ullswater, with her noticeably pregnant! Bizarre.Comment
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Walking over London bridge.
I had booked us into one of London's swinkier hotels for the weekend. I told her that it was a treat to mark the end of the hard work she had been putting into the project to migrate all her customers' bank accounts ready for the launch of the euro.
This fooled none of the women she worked with who all told her that I was going to ask her to marry me. So I don't think it came as much of a surprise in the end.
There's that language filter again. I mean swinky not swinky.
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostWalking over London bridge.
I had booked us into one of London's swinkier hotels for the weekend. I told her that it was a treat to mark the end of the hard work she had been putting into the project to migrate all her customers' bank accounts ready for the launch of the euro.
This fooled none of the women she worked with who all told her that I was going to ask her to marry me. So I don't think it came as much of a surprise in the end.
There's that language filter again. I mean swinky not swinky.
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