Down on one knee, middle of Colchester high street, during a lull in the traffic.
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Where did all the married members propose?
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I thught you were single and chasing some guy called Barry. My mistake.Not actually married - but engaged.
Found a diamond, had the ring made.
Box went into a larger box, wrapped up for Xmas,
box sat under the Xmas tree until she opened it Xmas morning.
She cried.Comment
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GingerJedi: Will you marry me?
So to answer your question: On an internet forum, three seconds ago.Comment
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Arent you already married... so asking someone else is a little bit naughty?GingerJedi: Will you marry me?
So to answer your question: On an internet forum, three seconds ago.Comment
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Eh?Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostGingerJedi: Will you marry me?
So to answer your question: On an internet forum, three seconds ago.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Was she hoping for a bike?Originally posted by Bear View PostNot actually married - but engaged.
Found a diamond, had the ring made.
Box went into a larger box, wrapped up for Xmas,
box sat under the Xmas tree until she opened it Xmas morning.
She cried.Comment
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At the top of the Empire State Building about 3 weeks ago.
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Obviously not married yet...."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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