Where did all the married members propose?

[SallyAnne]

Toblerone is swiss!!!
Why would he bring you a toblerone from Amsterdam?

From the airport!!!!!

Everyone who goes away brings a massive Toblerone back!! Isn't that the law?!!

[Churchill]

From the airport!!!!!

Everyone who goes away brings a massive Toblerone back!! Isn't that the law?!!

Don't tell me you can deep throat one of those things too!!!

FFS!

[SallyAnne]

Don't tell me you can deep throat one of those things too!!!

FFS!

Mmmmmm Toblerone sex toy

[tay]

Should you be fantasising about chocolate under your current regime?

[SallyAnne]

Should you be fantasising about chocolate under your current regime?

Absolutely!! When it comes to fantasies, the naughtier the better

[Money Money Money]

going to Amsterdam, sh*gging whores and NOT bringing me a toblerone back (it was the toblerone part that I was genuinely upset over!)

Sorry I sh*gged a load of whores, will you marry me?

Tastefull!

[DimPrawn]

I proposed using the chat facility on www.russianbrides.com

She replied "Does this mean I get visa?"

Which I took as a yes.

HTH

[SallyAnne]

Sorry I sh*gged a load of whores, will you marry me?

Tastefull!

I dont mind that at all. Never have done.
(plus I know that when he's stoned, he's hardly capable of anything "worthy" of my fury! If he wants to pay to juggle his deflated noddy about in some lasses mouth, then I'm not going to loose any sleep over it!)

But I DID mind not getting a Toblerone - that's just a lack of respect.

[Churchill]

But I DID mind not getting a Toblerone - that's just a lack of respect.

You wan me mash up 'is teefs for lack d'respec, innit?

[tay]

I dont mind that at all. Never have done.
(plus I know that when he's stoned, he's hardly capable of anything "worthy" of my fury! If he wants to pay to juggle his deflated noddy about in some lasses mouth, then I'm not going to loose any sleep over it!)

I cant decide if your enlightened or insane.