England vs Croatia predictions

[Pondlife]

FFS, a competition where you can't come worse than third is hardly a competition at all. Do they do anything else energetic down there that does not involve KY Jelly and sheep, or Boxing Gloves and a spouse?

Genius

[wendigo100]

Genius

yes, shaunbhoy does have an interesting turn of phrase when roused.

[tay]

A Scot asking another country what they have won?

The Scottish are the biggest bunch of losers known to man. Scotland have won absolutely nothing in their entire existance, they even managed to lose their independence to the English.

[tay]

Scotland isnt even a country. They can start comparing sports results when they stop being Englands biatches... or actually start playing sports.. at the moment they are just a quaint distraction before proper countries start playing.

As for football... Christian Ronaldo is a footballer... enough said.

[shaunbhoy]

Is this your dummy, or is it the one you knocked out of your wife's cakehole haka-boy?

[tay]

Is this your dummy, or is it the one you knocked out of your wife's cakehole haka-boy?

Nope, I assumed it was yours, I found it amongst all the toys you had thrown.

[shaunbhoy]

Nope, I assumed it was yours, I found it amongst all the toys you had thrown.

Typical colonial, grovelling around amongst the mother countries' discarded rubbish. Anyway, you shower ought to be decent at football, you sound as if you would be right at home "playing in the hole behind the strikers".

[tay]

Mother countries? Scotland is not a country. Its a wasteland filled with wierd guys in dresses.

[shaunbhoy]

Scotland is not a country. Its a wasteland

You mean like the set for Lord of the Rings? Oh no, we all know where they filmed that don't we?
Face it tay, your country is inhabited by a seedy amalgamation of those that we in Britain discarded as being "unfit for purpose" fused with the assorted grubmunching bog-arabs that infested the place before their arrival. A seedy rain-sodden clutch of islands as far removed from civilisation (in all aspects!) as it is possible to get. It would be hard to imagine finding any race more mutated without first boarding the space shuttle, but you make half-decent bar staff, so there is some sort of a silver lining.

[Mailman]

So in essence England (and those poms up north who wear skirts and talk with a funny accent) have in fact won nothing of note since the 1960's?

Im just wondering when the last time it was that England had beaten all of the main countries in europe in poofball because Im pretty sure a certain team dressed in black recently rocked through europe heaping shame upon the so called home nations

Face it, the english poofball team is full of poofs who are more used to facials than winning games

Mailman