Brilliant ideas thread.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Forget the fridge, just hang the beer outside of your window in a carrier bag.

Why hang them, will the raccons steal them otherwise?

[DimPrawn]

Why don't banks send you a txt message evertime you spend money on your card. That way, if someone steals your card details, you'd know straight away.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Why don't they grow seedless pomegranates?

[EternalOptimist]

Why don't banks send you a txt message evertime you spend money on your card. That way, if someone steals your card details, you'd know straight away.

why dont the banks text eveytime the wife spends money on your card, that way you can arrange to get it stolen by a drug crazed crack fiend who will invariably spend less than the missus

[Bagpuss]

Why don't fish and chip shops in the South sell gravy? I'm sure there is a mint (gravy) to be made.

[DimPrawn]

Open a chain of fast food restaurants that serves only supermarket microwave ready meals that take < 5 minutes to heat up so that workers can have a different sit down hot meal every day. No expensive chef to hire.

[wobbegong]

Why don't fish and chip shops in the South sell gravy? I'm sure there is a mint (gravy) to be made.

Because gravy with fish is wrong, wrong wrong.

Curry sauce? That's OK, but never, on any account, gravy.

[gingerjedi]

Why don't fish and chip shops in the South sell gravy? I'm sure there is a mint (gravy) to be made.

They do, but it's called a 'jus' down here.

HTH

[To BI or not to BI?]

Open a chain of fast food restaurants that serves only supermarket microwave ready meals that take < 5 minutes to heat up so that workers can have a different sit down hot meal every day. No expensive chef to hire.

They are called "put whatever chain reastaurant name you can think of here"

[KathyWoolfe]

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