Brilliant ideas thread.

[Bagpuss]

Because gravy with fish is wrong, wrong wrong.

Curry sauce? That's OK, but never, on any account, gravy.

Not on fish, on the pie or steak pudding or sausage etc.

Curry sauce for the fish.

Mind you I noticed you don't have many traditional english chippies, just kebab shops or chinese that do a sideline, maybe this is the reason for lack of moistness

[AtW]

I am Kathy.

[SueEllen]

Why hang them, will the raccons steal them otherwise?

The grey bushy tailed rodents don't steal beer cans but the foxes will try to unless you hang them up.

[To BI or not to BI?]

The grey bushy tailed rodents don't steal beer cans but the foxes will try to unless you hang them up.

Isn't it illegal to hang foxes?

[AtW]

The grey bushy tailed rodents

Rodents is a demeaning word, don't use it!

Glorious squirrel overlords.

[KathyWoolfe]

Glorious squirrel overlords.

Grey or Red?

[Gordon Brown]

Remove all types of tax relief to increase investment and stimulate business whilst at the same time tackling climate change and bringing world peace.

[AtW]

Grey or Red?

Both

[realityhack]

Idea 1:

Install tesla coils in town centres, programmed to vaporise anything with a Burberry pattern or Adidas logo.

[EternalOptimist]

Why dont they get the judges from the 'European city of culture' council to join the search for Maddy McCann.

Any one who can find traces of culture in Liverpool would have no problem finding the little girl