Idea 2:
Install tesla coils at the entrance to the Houses of Parliament programmed to vaporise anything.
Install tesla coils at the entrance to the Houses of Parliament programmed to vaporise anything.
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Simplify the voting system by using a premium rate phone number to register your vote. Of course, such a system would be secure and "fair" and in no way would result in Labour getting 94% of the public vote.If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Gordon Brown ...( cue music )Comment
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Coat cars with self-cleaning paint ?
Pay a fixed monthly fee for two people to arrive at your house and drop a big box of worthless junk on your doorstep. They also take a big box of worthless junk away. Then we can do away with car boot sales.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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There's one in Wimbledon if you're desperate - opposite Wimbledon Bridge House. No idea if they do gravy though. That's just odd.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Gravy with chips is superb. Like a fry up with Branston it's just somehow rightThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Chips with gravy is a northern thing.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
It's not disgusting if you have proper gravy and it's on fat chips, pie and fat chips.
It is disgusting if they give you the watery, brown mess that I've seen called gravy that I've seen in fast-food resturants in certain parts of the world like Canada and New Zealand.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Fresh meat pies for city schools made from a local resource - grey squirrel meat.
After all stuff like this happens all the time:
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/news/...1466-20108057/
http://uk.reuters.com/article/domest...16501620071024"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I am suppose to be you so I can't be mean.Originally posted by AtW View PostMeanie!
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Very naughty fembot!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI am suppose to be you so I can't be mean.
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