Reply to: Brilliant ideas thread.

[wendigo100]

Smear marmite around your todger and pretend to be Elton... no, forget that one.

[wendigo100]

Selotape a shredded wheat to your upper lip and watch people's reaction when they think you are Joseph Stalin!

Or a shreddie, and pretend to be Adolf Hitler.

[SallyAnne]

I think this is a function of girth. The higher off the surface you are, the bigger the gap.

Hmmm - I'm not sure we'd be able to successfully market a "Girth Flap".

[wobbegong]

I wish someone would invent a duvet with an extra flap of material in the middle. You know, when you're in bed back to back with each other, and both your shoulders get freezing.....this is where the flap would come in, to tuck in between you, keeping both said shoulders snuggly and warm.

Buy a bigger duvet?

[Churchill]

See? It worked!

[SallyAnne]

I'll keep you warm. In fact, I'll make you hot and sweaty.

[DimPrawn]

I wish someone would invent a duvet with an extra flap of material in the middle. You know, when you're in bed back to back with each other, and both your shoulders get freezing.....this is where the flap would come in, to tuck in between you, keeping both said shoulders snuggly and warm.

I think this is a function of girth. The higher off the surface you are, the bigger the gap.

[Churchill]

I wish someone would invent a duvet with an extra flap of material in the middle. You know, when you're in bed back to back with each other, and both your shoulders get freezing.....this is where the flap would come in, to tuck in between you, keeping both said shoulders snuggly and warm.

I'll keep you warm. In fact, I'll make you hot and sweaty.

[SallyAnne]

I wish someone would invent a duvet with an extra flap of material in the middle. You know, when you're in bed back to back with each other, and both your shoulders get freezing.....this is where the flap would come in, to tuck in between you, keeping both said shoulders snuggly and warm.

[WindyAnna]

This thread somehow reminds me of Viz's Top tips

[scooterscot]

I perfer qUeEny

[AtW]

Queeny sack's the government?

Her Majesty the Queen

[scooterscot]

Please post any flashes of brilliance you might have here.

Queeny sack's the government?

[Gordon Brown]

Abolish elections and just return the money that would be spent to us.

Let the current lot rule for ever...

er... um...

I wouldn't argue with that. Have you thought of joining the Labour Party?

[PRC1964]

Abolish elections and just return the money that would be spent to us.

Let the current lot rule for ever...

er... um...