Ok from now on I'm going to master in my own home and get all attractive women who enter my house to take all their clothes off just like I'll be doing - when the wife is out obviously.
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I have a colleague called bray, gay, Tay or something coming over this weekend.
For a laugh I am strip off butt naked when he gets through the door and play 'star spangled banner' on a penny whistle that I will stick up my @rse. Then, get this, I will force him to do the same whilst secretly videoing it for You Boob
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Force him? You do realise thats illegal ya sick freak.I have a colleague called bray, gay, Tay or something coming over this weekend.
For a laugh I am strip off butt naked when he gets through the door and play 'star spangled banner' on a penny whistle that I will stick up my @rse. Then, get this, I will force him to do the same whilst secretly videoing it for You Boob
I dont force anyone to do anything, they have a choice, take shoes off, or dont come inside my house.Comment
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So basically you are going to invite a guy around and expose yourself to him whilst sticking items up your bottom. Please tell me where you live so that I can avoid the place.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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You are forgetting the videoing of it and sending it to youSo basically you are going to invite a guy around and expose yourself to him whilst sticking items up your bottom. Please tell me where you live so that I can avoid the place.
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No freaks and loonies wear things like cats or plastic bags on their feet. I wear my shoes around the house and I'm not a loony. Besides I have to do that as Sergeant Major Angry employs a strict dress code in my house. Despite the fact that only I seem to be aware of his presence, he does his nut if my banana costume is not the correct shade of yellow, or if the celery I have to gaffer tape to my forehead is not at the desired level of limpness. If I fail to adhere to the rules then there is no more hat stand tom foolery to be had for at least 15.3 hours. For the duration of this time I have to paint 'I will be a good little soldier' over the walls of my house ensuring that alternate letters are not of the same colour.
Did you know my wife left me. She took the kids as well and the telly. Snarff!Last edited by BoredBloke; 20 November 2007, 09:56. Reason: Because Tay took the looney comment out from his post and I didn't want to look like a looney for mentioning it,Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I always imagined him as a male version of Hiacynth Bucket crossed with Roy CropperOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI would have put money on you being one of them anal shoe remover brigades.
Do you rush over with a coaster when the guests put their drinks on the table and dust down the sofa when they get up to leave?
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
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And accuse people of questionable personal hygiene when they say they don't insist on this.Originally posted by tay View Post
Clean Freak."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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OCDOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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