Shoes off!

[Clippy]

Starkers- no.

Underwear - yes depending on who is in the house. The only problem is to remember to have some clothes on hand in case the door bell rings.

Do you have a webcam at home?

[TimberWolf]

Are you weighing up the pros and cons of turning the stat up at home?

Just doing my bit into research into the postive affects of global warming

[SueEllen]

I already have a solution, take shoes off.. or the dirty scum can bugger off. Easy.

I guess you don't ever have workmen then.

[Bagpuss]

I already have a solution, take shoes off.. or the dirty scum can bugger off. Easy.

I always insist people take their shoes off in my house, unless their socks are dirtier than their shoes.

[Charles Foster Kane]

What about if they want a lift in your car?

Shoes off!

Tay has plastic on the car floor, and seats, and steering wheel, and pedals, and handles, and leopard skin seat covers with wooden massage beads and furry dice dangling from the mirror, as well as his name across the top of the windscreen. Oh, and a silver plated tissue box in the back, luxury!

[SueEllen]

Do you have a webcam at home?

I'm dressed. It's autumn so to do my bit for the envirnoment I turn my heating down and put on clothes. ( OK I'm a cheapskate.)

[SueEllen]

Tay has plastic on the car floor, and seats, and steering wheel, and pedals, and handles, and leopard skin seat covers with wooden massage beads and furry dice. Oh, and a silver plated tissue box in the back, luxury!

Where's Tay from?

His house sounds like a West Indian front room and his car sounds like an Indian driven minicab.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Where's Tay from?

His house sounds like a West Indian front room and his car sounds like an Indian driven minicab.

[Bagpuss]

One day I'll have to stop arousing these geeks with my fembots

AtW

[wobbegong]

Alternatively buy those washable slippers in medium and large sizes. You can get them very cheaply from Primark at the moment.

Oh yes! Or those paper disposable ones that surgeons wear. Why stop at feet? Lay in a couple of boxes of latex surgical gloves too. You never know what the grubby buggers have been doing with their hands before they arrived (note, I didn't say 'came' ).