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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThis may be straying off topic but do any women strip off indoors when it gets hot?Comment
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Perhaps you should run a poll to find out what everyone doesComment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostInstall a foot bath at the front door; shoe wearers will have to remove them, and others will get that sweat and fungi removed. Job done.
BTW you may need to hand out towels."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThis may be straying off topic but do any women strip off indoors when it gets hot?
Underwear - yes depending on who is in the house. The only problem is to remember to have some clothes on hand in case the door bell rings."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThe trick is to have a series of door mats then a clean white rug in front of them. Then you won't get funny looks.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThis may be straying off topic but do any women strip off indoors when it gets hot?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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SA tried it in Big Mamma IIThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Reminds me of the Steve Martin sketch where he can't afford to carpet his house so he buys some slippers with carpet tiles glued to the bottom of them. That could be the solution to tay's problems.Comment
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What about if they want a lift in your car?
Shoes off!First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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