Reply to: Shoes off!

[SueEllen]

Yes you are commie.

No I am bot.

[tay]

Nope I'm not him yet.

Yes you are commie.

[SueEllen]

Atw

Nope I'm not him yet.

[tay]

ocd

Atw

[SueEllen]

Clean Freak.

OCD

[Moscow Mule]

I just ask people to take their shoes off when entering my house.

And accuse people of questionable personal hygiene when they say they don't insist on this.

Clean Freak.

[Bagpuss]

I would have put money on you being one of them anal shoe remover brigades.

Do you rush over with a coaster when the guests put their drinks on the table and dust down the sofa when they get up to leave?

I always imagined him as a male version of Hiacynth Bucket crossed with Roy Cropper

[BoredBloke]

No freaks and loonies wear things like cats or plastic bags on their feet. I wear my shoes around the house and I'm not a loony. Besides I have to do that as Sergeant Major Angry employs a strict dress code in my house. Despite the fact that only I seem to be aware of his presence, he does his nut if my banana costume is not the correct shade of yellow, or if the celery I have to gaffer tape to my forehead is not at the desired level of limpness. If I fail to adhere to the rules then there is no more hat stand tom foolery to be had for at least 15.3 hours. For the duration of this time I have to paint 'I will be a good little soldier' over the walls of my house ensuring that alternate letters are not of the same colour.

Did you know my wife left me. She took the kids as well and the telly. Snarff!

[tay]

So basically you are going to invite a guy around and expose yourself to him whilst sticking items up your bottom. Please tell me where you live so that I can avoid the place.

You are forgetting the videoing of it and sending it to you

[Tex]

I have a colleague called bray, gay, Tay or something coming over this weekend.
For a laugh I am strip off butt naked when he gets through the door and play 'star spangled banner' on a penny whistle that I will stick up my @rse. Then, get this, I will force him to do the same whilst secretly videoing it for You Boob

Are you selling tickets?

[BoredBloke]

So basically you are going to invite a guy around and expose yourself to him whilst sticking items up your bottom. Please tell me where you live so that I can avoid the place.

[tay]

I have a colleague called bray, gay, Tay or something coming over this weekend.
For a laugh I am strip off butt naked when he gets through the door and play 'star spangled banner' on a penny whistle that I will stick up my @rse. Then, get this, I will force him to do the same whilst secretly videoing it for You Boob

Force him? You do realise thats illegal ya sick freak.

I dont force anyone to do anything, they have a choice, take shoes off, or dont come inside my house.

[EternalOptimist]

I have a colleague called bray, gay, Tay or something coming over this weekend.
For a laugh I am strip off butt naked when he gets through the door and play 'star spangled banner' on a penny whistle that I will stick up my @rse. Then, get this, I will force him to do the same whilst secretly videoing it for You Boob

[tay]

Ok from now on I'm going to master in my own home and get all attractive women who enter my house to take all their clothes off just like I'll be doing - when the wife is out obviously.

Good on ya!

[BoredBloke]

Ok from now on I'm going to master in my own home and get all attractive women who enter my house to take all their clothes off just like I'll be doing - when the wife is out obviously.