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What a complete muppet!!!!
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What a complete muppet!!!!
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
Originally posted by daviejones View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
It is the reason why i exchanged my jack for a desert eagle it's all the rage at the momentThats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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Unfortunately due to his age he's probably reproduced already."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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The Register has the same story with a note on the bottom about the guy in Sao Paulo who killed himself while dismantling RPG's by driving over them repeatedly with a car, apparently he wanted to sell the metal for scrap. When that didn't work he hit them with a sledgehammer. Well, he hit one of them anyway...."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostOnly in America. Sigh.
Got to go now as Jerry Springer is about to start.Comment
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