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What a complete muppet!!!!
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What a complete muppet!!!!
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An honourable mention for sure.Originally posted by daviejones View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
It is the reason why i exchanged my jack for a desert eagle it's all the rage at the momentThats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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Unfortunately due to his age he's probably reproduced already.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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The Register has the same story with a note on the bottom about the guy in Sao Paulo who killed himself while dismantling RPG's by driving over them repeatedly with a car, apparently he wanted to sell the metal for scrap. When that didn't work he hit them with a sledgehammer. Well, he hit one of them anyway...."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Fortunately our 'special relationship' with our brethren over the water is set to continue.Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostOnly in America. Sigh.
Got to go now as Jerry Springer is about to start.Comment
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