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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known"
A Tale of Two CitiesComment
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Christian Szell: Is it safe?... Is it safe?
Babe: You're talking to me?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Is what safe?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Tell me what the "it" refers to.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
Marathon ManScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
Groundhog DayComment
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"You're going to need a bigger boat"Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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"If you need a friend, get a dog."
Wall Street"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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"And you really believe that just because you publish children's books, people are going to care about my reputation? You can have pictures of me wearing nipple rings, butt-******* Captain Kangaroo. The only thing they care about is the stock and whether that stock is up or down! "
The Game"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Police up your spare rounds and frags. Don't leave nothin' for the dinks"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Charlie don't surf!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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All you got to do is make it out of here. It's all gravy, everyday the rest of your life, gravy."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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