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Quick Robin, to the Batmobile__________________
35,000 TPD - 28/11/2007, 19:15
(Special Sportsmanship credit to NickFitz)Comment
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Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father.
Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.
Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
Airplane“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Dear diary: My teen angst has a body count...Originally posted by ookook View PostDear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to f*** with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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