Favourite Movie Quotes

[Pinto]

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Linda Lovelace - Deep Throat.

[Bagpuss]

Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!


Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

[goldmember]

"Ever since I started working here,every day has been worse than the one before. That means each time you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

Office Space

And obviously...

All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...


.....and the Dutch.

[DaveB]

"Dude, where's my car?"

[moorfield]

You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

[DaveB]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

[Charles Foster Kane]

That's an abridged version of all works of Shakespear in Morse code.

HTH

Everyone's thinking it, so I'll say it: gimp.

[Charles Foster Kane]

cheques

Buffoon. If you're going to nitpick, do it properly.

[Moscow Mule]

"Dude, where's my car?"

"Sweeeeee t!"

[DimPrawn]

"Sweeeeee t!"

I was going to post that as my favourite quote, but I thought people would think of me as a childish, idiotic, sad, fookwit.

HTH