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72 Virgins Why?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI agree
I was brought up in a horticultural society (thats like multicultural, but we are far more haughty) and I was taught to believe that If I blew myself up with a horse-manure bomb, killing some infidels, I would go straight to heaven where I would be presented with 72 rose cuttings
Absolutely, yes you are right.
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Originally posted by r0bly0ns View PostAbsolutely, yes you are right.
How silly of me for having an opinion(\__/)
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I suppose the advantage of virgins would be that some might be clueless about the actual process. No dear, of course you don't use that thing at the front, what a revolting idea, turn over. Mmmmmm. Eternal botty part processing, almost worth not being an athiest for.
PS Great to see you back at your best SB, there will be some newcomers who will take you seriously. Give 'em hell.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by AtW View PostTrue, but it would be much harder to sell proposition to suicide bomb other people if they did not believe about heaven with 72 virgins waiting just for them.
Originally posted by AtW View PostThe whole range of irrational arguements will go out of the window if religions are no longer a factor.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostChristian in Lebanon used suicide bombing, and 72 virgins etc. is not part of Christian belief.Comment
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