Muslim Minister Stopped And Searched

[DaveB]

The secret masters of Eckythump are plotting the overthrow of the state as we speak.

And their first act will be to replace God Save The Queen with On Ilkley Moor Baht'at as the national anthem!

Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at

Tha's bin a-cooartin' Mary Jane

Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o` cowd

Then we shall ha' to bury thee

Then t'worms'll come an` eyt thee up

Then t'ducks'll come an` eyt up t'worms

Then we shall go an` eyt up t'ducks

Then we shall all ha' etten thee

That's wheear we get us ooan back

[The Lone Gunman]

T' and T't if you please

[The Lone Gunman]

And their first act will be to replace God Save The Queen with On Ilkley Moor Baht'at as the national anthem!

Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at

Tha's bin a-cooartin' Mary Jane

Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o` cowd

Then we shall ha' to bury thee

Then t'worms'll come an` eyt thee up

Then t'ducks'll come an` eyt up t'worms

Then we shall go an` eyt up t'ducks

Then we shall all ha' etten thee

That's wheear we get us ooan back

I am Lancastrian old chap. That is a Yorkist song.

[DaveB]

I am Lancastrian old chap. That is a Yorkist song.

On Blackpool Front Baht'at doesn't have quite the same ring to it though does it

[NotAllThere]

...

And the above statement applies to the IRA (a religious / political terrorist organisation)

...

Point of order. Many of the IRA members were atheistic marxists. They were only involved on the catholic side against protestants, because the micks generally wanted independence from London, and proddies generally didn't.

hth

[DaveB]

Staying on topic, the episode in question "Kung Fu Kapers" resulted in one of only 3 documented cases of "Fatal Hilarity" in modern times.

[DimPrawn]

Staying on topic, the episode in question "Kung Fu Kapers" resulted in one of only 3 documented cases of "Fatal Hilarity" in modern times.

The other was one of sasguru's "funny quips".

[Sysman]

I am Lancastrian old chap. That is a Yorkist song.

May I suggest that next time around we join forces against the Evil Empire down south?

[Churchill]

May I suggest that next time around we join forces against the Evil Empire down south?

Any true Lancastrian would rather die.

[shaunbhoy]

Any true Lancastrian would rather die.

And what about a big limp-wristed mullet-headed simpleton like you?