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CUK phrases for newbies.
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Don't forget:Originally posted by sasguru View Post...some time honoured CUK phrases:...
you are [insert name] and I claim my 5 [insert currency]Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Is the traditional greeting to female (or allegedly-female) members of 'show us yer norks' no longer permitted?Comment
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No sadly not ....Originally posted by Zorba View PostIs the traditional greeting to female (or allegedly-female) members of 'show us yer norks' no longer permitted?Hard Brexit now!
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I thought you guys couldn't say Norks any more?Originally posted by Zorba View PostIs the traditional greeting to female (or allegedly-female) members of 'show us yer norks' no longer permitted?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It's probably better than 'naughty nun' though.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI thought you guys couldn't say Norks any more?
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tut tut - I think you mean virginal holy creature!Originally posted by Zorba View PostIt's probably better than 'naughty nun' though.
HTHBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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