Don't forget we are all (including Threaded and Spartacus) part of a simulation being run by Buffoon which occasionaly strays from its original parameters and gets rebooted.
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I have to refute that. Threaded is to this board as Galactus is to a minor planetoid.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDon't forget we are all (including Threaded and Spartacus) part of a simulation being run by Buffoon which occasionaly strays from its original parameters and gets rebooted.
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Oh FFS haven't you lot got any work to do?
FFS!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Oh yes, and Lucifer Box makes and sells marmalade which has his special ingredient in it
. He is after all one of those dodgy online persona that we read about.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Work is a meaningless concept to bots in a simulation.Originally posted by Jog On View PostOh FFS haven't you lot got any work to do?
FFS!
BTW, well observed:
FFS usually precedes a rant.Hard Brexit now!
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Yes I've heard his marmalade is exceptionally "creamy".Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostOh yes, and Lucifer Box makes and sells marmalade which has his special ingredient in it
. He is after all one of those dodgy online persona that we read about.Hard Brexit now!
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I've branched out now, I also make my own fruity brown sauce.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostOh yes, and Lucifer Box makes and sells marmalade which has his special ingredient in it
. He is after all one of those dodgy online persona that we read about.
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Never waste one's raw ingredients is a good policy I find.Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostI've branched out now, I also make my own fruity brown sauce.
Delicious.Hard Brexit now!
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I am still desperate to sample your wares, but I can not get past you being some sort of internet nutter.Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostI've branched out now, I also make my own fruity brown sauce.
Delicious.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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