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Stephen Hawking would struggle with that, well maybe not in the looks departmentThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
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Usually applied to whatever story the beeb are running at the time. Generally house price, NL, or immigration related.
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May also be generically applied to any of ShaunBhoy's attempts at wit.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOh Dear tm
Usually applied to whatever story the beeb are running at the time. Generally house price, NL, or immigration related.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThis message is hidden because Bagpuss is on your ignore list.

I feel fairly certain I missed nothing!The pope is a tard.Comment
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I knew in advance you were going to post that, using my time machine.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
I feel fairly certain I missed nothing!
threaded.Hard Brexit now!
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Don't forget "self-styled and so-called [insert grouping of your choice]" to be used when attempting to rubbish an otherwise sensible and reasoned line of argument.
Or simply to take the p1ss out of Chico for those with long memories.Comment
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Also smugly used to point out that someone else has already posted a link on the said subject, you must provide proof of this with a link to the original post to avoid ridicule.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOh Dear tm
Usually applied to whatever story the beeb are running at the time. Generally house price, NL, or immigration related.
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HTH.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Oh forgot to say that Spartacus is all of us. A meta-bot if you like.Hard Brexit now!
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It all sounds rather sad really doesn't it?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Welcome. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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