CUK phrases for newbies.

[DS23]

Apparently the debacle over the swearing filter was the last straw. He got the hump and buggered off.
I for on shall miss him.

he'll be back. he can't bear not being top of the tpd. i hope.

[Bear]

...some time honoured CUK phrases:...

Don't forget:

you are [insert name] and I claim my 5 [insert currency]

[DS23]

goddam yes! <slaps head>

[Zorba]

Is the traditional greeting to female (or allegedly-female) members of 'show us yer norks' no longer permitted?

[sasguru]

Is the traditional greeting to female (or allegedly-female) members of 'show us yer norks' no longer permitted?

No sadly not ....

[Zorba]

No sadly not ....

I was hoping for a 'No. Next.'

Never mind.

[cailin maith]

Is the traditional greeting to female (or allegedly-female) members of 'show us yer norks' no longer permitted?

I thought you guys couldn't say Norks any more?

[DimPrawn]

That's right, you can't say Norks.

See?

[Zorba]

I thought you guys couldn't say Norks any more?

It's probably better than 'naughty nun' though.

[cailin maith]

It's probably better than 'naughty nun' though.

tut tut - I think you mean virginal holy creature!

HTH