CUK phrases for newbies.

[sasguru]

As there has been an influx of newbies here are some time honoured CUK phrases:

I'm off to touch meself (note spelling)
I'll get me coat (shortened to IGMC, also note deliberate spelling)
HTH (used when you are being particularly unhelpful)
No. Next.... (self explanatory)
Village idiots (usually applied to Baggy and ShaunBhoy)

HTH

[AtW]

petals

[sasguru]

Yeah forgot that. And tulips.
Bad, bad words.

[DS23]

don't forget

threaded (boastfull signoff)
off to lr (after dragging a thread into the gutter)

[sasguru]

don't forget

threaded (boastfull signoff)
off to lr (after dragging a thread into the gutter)

Indeed, indeed. Good ones.
Note that threaded as a boastful signoff is lowercase as opposed to the uppercase version which describes a rather corpulent Walter Mitty character.

[DimPrawn]

Boomed! - usually applied to houseprices meaning they are going up.

Doomed! - usually applied to houseprices meaning they are going up, but not as much as last week.

HTH

[sasguru]

Boomed! - usually applied to houseprices meaning they are going up.

Doomed! - usually applied to houseprices meaning they are going up, but not as much as last week.

HTH

Ah yes how could I forget.

[Bagpuss]

SAS, New people don't take too long to realise you are a witless virgin with no humility and a massive ego.

HTH, clearly etc.

[DimPrawn]

Bag-o-pus. If only you were half as good as @ssguru thinks he is.

HTH

[sasguru]

SAS, New people don't take too long to realise you are a witless virgin with no humility and a massive ego.

HTH, clearly etc.

And this explains part of my first post.
HTH