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    Dear Beaker.

    Is it true you decided to stop posting until there was some real SKA news but gave up after a few years in the wilderness?

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      Dear Beaker,

      Why is abbreviation such a long word?

      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        Hello, I see I have some unanswered questions from the past 2.5 years... I've been on a break from contracting and in a different timezone so back in the old country and contracting again. So all is right in the world again!

        So, onto the questions...
        Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Beaker,

          Who said 'Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide'?
          Well it certainly wasn't me...
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Beaker

            If I leave a Yakult pro-biotic drink out of the fridge do I get more 'good bacteria' for my money?
            Did you end up drinking it?
            Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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              Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
              I have a question for Beaker.

              Where are you?
              Here now
              Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                Dear Beaker, will dried Mango give me the sh!ts?
                I certainly wouldn't recommend eating it in large quantities, unless that's the result you want?
                Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                  Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                  Dear Beaker, can I be put in prison for burning British currency?
                  I know you're a contractor, but surely there are other ways of keeping warm!
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    Dear Beaker,

                    Are you available to answer questions again now?
                    Of course
                    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      Dear Beaker.

                      Is it true you decided to stop posting until there was some real SKA news but gave up after a few years in the wilderness?
                      If only that were the case. What is the latest on SKA anyway?
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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