Who is openly pretending here? And why?

[sasguru]

I resisted, because today is Angry Day not Fun Friday. Spartacus is off on Mondays isn't we?

I'm never off.

[TheFaQQer]

I'm never off.

Nor am I.

[r0bly0ns]

I smell a bit funny so could be off

[DaveB]

I smell a bit funny so could be off

Do you smell of cheese as well?

[TheFaQQer]

I smell a bit funny so could be off

If it's just a smell of cheese, then don't worry.

[wendigo100]

Fish. I can smell fish.

[cailin maith]

Fish. I can smell fish.

Sweetie - you need a wash!

HTH

[wendigo100]

Sweetie - you need a wash!

HTH

[TheFaQQer]

Fish. I can smell fish.

Doncaster (I think) health authority produced a series of translations for new doctors who were coming in from overseas, so that they could understand what the patients were complaining about.

"I've got fish docks" translates to "I have a malodorous v@gin@" oop north.

[r0bly0ns]

You really must be me if you know where I am..........