Who is openly pretending here? And why?

[cailin maith]

Really! Why? Don't bother telling if it isn't filthy.

Don't be daft, I went to a convent. We were all very well behaved. Crikey, my parents could have never shown their faces in the town again, if I had been expelled!

[DBA_bloke]

Don't be daft, I went to a convent. We were all very well behaved. Crikey, my parents could have never shown their faces in the town again, if I had been expelled!

You mean that the tales of wild orgies, drug taking and general debauchery in convent schools is a lie? I have to find another fantasy, now.

[wendigo100]

Don't be daft, I went to a convent. We were all very well behaved. Crikey, my parents could have never shown their faces in the town again, if I had been expelled!

Oh yes? I know how "well behaved" you convent girls are...

[cailin maith]

Oh yes? I know how "well behaved" you convent girls are...

We were particularly good at never getting caught!!

[cailin maith]

You can't fool me; I've seen the Catholic Girls School section of Kentucky Fried Movie...

Oh Zeity - you do make me laugh!!

[Scaroth of the Jagaroth]

A colleague of mine was a Dr. Who nut. Vaguely interested in seeing a few long-lost-then-rediscovered Troughtons, I agreed to pop 'round to his place to pick up a copy of something... Oh My Dear God In Heaven!!! His whole flat was decked-out like the TARDIS, etc. It was, really, a bit frightening.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A "colleague" of mine; "vaguely interested"; "agreed" to go around. It was you, wasn't it, and you've been rumbled?

[sasguru]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A "colleague" of mine; "vaguely interested"; "agreed" to go around. It was you, wasn't it, and you've been rumbled?

It's his "life". It's why he won't join the sad feckers who watched rugby. Too busy cracking several off over his memorabilia, no doubt.

[chef]

It's his "life". It's why he won't join the sad feckers who watched rugby. Too busy cracking several off over his memorabilia, no doubt.

so much hatred in one person

bring back chico

[DBA_bloke]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A "colleague" of mine; "vaguely interested"; "agreed" to go around. It was you, wasn't it, and you've been rumbled?

On the contrary, I suspect that YOU are my former Dr. Who-crazed colleague. Hello Brian. Still going 'round to your Mum's every evening?

[TheFaQQer]

You mean that the tales of wild orgies, drug taking and general debauchery in convent schools is a lie? I have to find another fantasy, now.

Apparently, the same things go on at the famous "Russian Institute"

NSFW!!!!