Update on b)

[BoredBloke]

"you can usually assume network admin dont spend there time trawling randomly through peoples msn logs"

No you load them into something so that you can search them looking for 'interesting' words.

[chef]

"you can usually assume network admin dont spend there time trawling randomly through peoples msn logs"

No you load them into something so that you can search them looking for 'interesting' words.

agreed, all network admin's i've known really couldnt give a damn what you've written in MSN up until they're told to investigate a certain staff member

"unless they are flagged i.e you've been looking at p0rn or unless your under suspicion and they want to gather evidence "

[Moose423956]

In MSN, File > Tools > Options > Messages

3/4 way down

message history
Automatically keep a history of my conversations
Show my last conversation in new conversation window
Save my conversations in this folder

Phew! Not ticked.

[Moose423956]

Have you spoken to B yet since the MSN message? I mean using your voice and not by MSN/texting

No. I think she's in shock.

[Moose423956]

Actually, all of the rights or wrongs of what I did aside, I feel a massive weight has lifted off my shoulders. I'm smiling inside for the first time in ages.

One thing though. My wife called when I was away from my desk, but she didn't answer when I called back. Maybe she's sussed, and is right now chucking my stuff onto the driveway.

[TheFaQQer]

There was an interesting programme on channel 5 last night that was talking about how good surgeons are getting at penile reattachment surgery these days.

Just in case.

[Moose423956]

There was an interesting programme on channel 5 last night that was talking about how good surgeons are getting at penile reattachment surgery these days.

Just in case.

Can they attach someone else's penis onto my scrotum?

[chef]

Actually, all of the rights or wrongs of what I did aside, I feel a massive weight has lifted off my shoulders. I'm smiling inside for the first time in ages.

One thing though. My wife called when I was away from my desk, but she didn't answer when I called back. Maybe she's sussed, and is right now chucking my stuff onto the driveway.

that is classic paranoia talking moose... how could she have sussed??

[Bagpuss]

She can smell the guilt

[TheFaQQer]

Can they attach someone else's penis onto my scrotum?

No, but the same program did a "controlled" test on three blokes over two months to see whether any penile enlargement tricks actually worked.