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google "Mister Mark silicon"Originally posted by Zorba View PostAnd? Don't keep me in suspense!Comment
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I'm now officially slightly scared.Originally posted by brownie74 View Postgoogle "Mister Mark silicon"Comment
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errr definately NOT SUITABLE FOR WORKOriginally posted by brownie74 View Postgoogle "Mister Mark silicon"The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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"No, but the same program did a "controlled" test on three blokes over two months to see whether any penile enlargement tricks actually worked."
Is that like the bit in Bottom where the penis enlargement was done by giving him a jazz mag?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Moose
You definitely need to sort out a) now ............ if your paranoia is such that you think she's sussed purely with the power of her mind, then think what you'll be like when you get home.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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He gets home and finds out a/ got b/ to test him and now they both want to cut off his swingersThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Am I the only one finding it bizarre that Moose has decided to share this with a bunch of anonymous geeks on an internet forum?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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You dont know what you're talking about you silly tit.Originally posted by brownie74 View Postdon't be daft love
the man simply cannot be trusted around women. and any woman that goes for that has self esteem issues.
Thats right....I called you a silly tit!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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