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    #111
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Reminds me of a Fat Slags cartoon.

    Bloke is trying to feel the birds minge, she shouts

    Oi! Tits first, I'm not a slag!



    Yes we sometimes say that at home...just for a laugh like, to break the ice
    The pope is a tard.

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      #112
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


      Yes we sometimes say that at home...just for a laugh like, to break the ice
      If it's frozen, then you need to be getting more warmth in there!
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        #113
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        What you mean you it can happen outside the marital bed ?
        For some of us it doesn't happen much in the marital bed either.

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          #114
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          What have I started...

          Play nicely please...
          Wasn't his "religion" based on the church he used to go to wanted to have a dancing class on a Sunday and he said that it was a sin, so split? Something like that anyway.

          I've always wanted to hear him speak in public, just to keep shouting "Speak up!" at him all the time.
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            #115
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            No..... mow him down instead - Reverend my ass!
            Nice to see the Catholic spirit come through there!
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              #116
              Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
              Its not rape if you shout "SUPRISE"
              The vegetarian option.

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                #117
                Originally posted by Scaroth of the Jagaroth View Post
                For some of us it doesn't happen much in the marital bed either.


                Not surprised, looking like that!

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                  #118
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  No..... mow him down instead - Reverend my ass!
                  Is Reverend some kind of Irish verb? If it is, can you explain what you want me to do to your ass, please?

                  Whatever it is, it sound fun!
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                    #119
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Is Reverend some kind of Irish verb? If it is, can you explain what you want me to do to your ass, please?

                    Whatever it is, it sound fun!
                    Typical.... my ass is grand, thanks, but if you feel inclined you can go and do your man some damage.....
                    Bazza gets caught
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                      #120
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Typical.... my ass is grand, thanks, but if you feel inclined you can go and do your man some damage.....
                      I'm sure it's lovely.

                      Any chance of a photo??

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