Top Gear presenters commit criminal offence

[DBA_bloke]

Clarkson putting the wrong end of the pipe in his gob - lovely!

Reminds me of a barman in the Horn of Plenty pub in St. Albans (many moons ago) who, attempting to look very cool, threw a ciggie into his mouth and caught it correctly (impressive), lit his Zippo with a single, fluid swipe across his T-shirt (impressive), lit his ciggie, took a drag, fiddled arrogantly with said ciggie, then inadvertently put the lit end to his mouth. The hiss of the glowing cigarette end burning his lips was quite something. As was his scream.

[Clippy]

Clarkson did crack me up.

During the voiceover for the car/boat segment there was a shot of Richard Hammond in his camper van which was rapidly filling with smoke due to overheating.

During the voiceover, Clarkson said something along the lines of

"Richard was engulfed by smoke as if the West indian dope smoking team were practising in the van".

[DaveB]

Top Gear presenters commit criminal offence

Once a week for 40 minutes. You'd think the police would have figured out how to find them by now.

[Bagpuss]

What a non-story about non-talents.

those in glass houses

[TheFaQQer]

String them up!

I have no opinion on any of the other presenters (apart from the fact that Hammond can't drive fast in a straight line), but if there is a chance that they might crucify / hang / garrotte / shoot Clarkson, then I'm in favour.

If the Lib Dems adopted that as a policy for the next election, they might stand a chance of getting in.

[DBA_bloke]

those in glass houses

Lady Ping-Pong Big-Dong not velly jiggy today? Sourpuss!

[Fran]

How do you put the wrong end of a pipe in your mouth anyway!

[DBA_bloke]

How do you put the wrong end of a pipe in your mouth anyway!

I suppose one has to be a complete idiot.

[Bagpuss]

How do you put the wrong end of a pipe in your mouth anyway!

He was messing about

I suppose one has to be a complete idiot.

It took some time, but congrads on realising that

[BoredBloke]

It was part of his show and so it should be allowed - smoking is allowed on stage if it is part of the performance.