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It's My Funeral, so...

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    #31
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Did it hit the spot?
    Relaxing yet invigorating

    I feel just about ready to face the motorway now...

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      #32
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      I'll have my ashes baked into a Death By Chocolate cake and served to guests at the wake.

      Cheers!
      So you want us all to eat you?

      ...surely that would be more fun while you're alive?
      The pope is a tard.

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        #33
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        So you want us all to eat you?

        ...surely that would be more fun while you're alive?
        You are Sid James and I claim my free dirty laugh.

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          #34
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          So you want us all to eat you?

          ...surely that would be more fun while you're alive?
          Hmmm - I'm not sure I'd risk that - if I smeared myself in chocolate and took you up on your invitation, I may not survive the resultant feeding frenzy.

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            #35
            Surely a true contractor would die at night and have made arrangements to be stuffed and placed back at the client's desk before start of play the following morning in order to continue charging?

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              #36
              Originally posted by Zorba View Post
              Surely a true contractor would die at night and have made arrangements to be stuffed and placed back at the client's desk before start of play the following morning in order to continue charging?
              Or have arranged in advance to be "working from home" and keep invoicing until the client notices.

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