It's My Funeral, so...

[NickFitz]

Did it hit the spot?

Relaxing yet invigorating

I feel just about ready to face the motorway now...

[SallyAnne]

I'll have my ashes baked into a Death By Chocolate cake and served to guests at the wake.

Cheers!

So you want us all to eat you?

...surely that would be more fun while you're alive?

[DBA_bloke]

So you want us all to eat you?

...surely that would be more fun while you're alive?

You are Sid James and I claim my free dirty laugh.

[realityhack]

So you want us all to eat you?

...surely that would be more fun while you're alive?

Hmmm - I'm not sure I'd risk that - if I smeared myself in chocolate and took you up on your invitation, I may not survive the resultant feeding frenzy.

[Zorba]

Surely a true contractor would die at night and have made arrangements to be stuffed and placed back at the client's desk before start of play the following morning in order to continue charging?

[Gonzo]

Surely a true contractor would die at night and have made arrangements to be stuffed and placed back at the client's desk before start of play the following morning in order to continue charging?

Or have arranged in advance to be "working from home" and keep invoicing until the client notices.