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It's My Funeral, so...
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I'd have said, until the council changed the collection schedules and rules, just leave me out in bin bag.
Otherwise medical science. Or landfill, or whatever. Couldn't care less really.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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i'd have it contractor style:
-first cryogenically frozen
-then blasted off into space with my own rocket including some personal stuff (ancient egyptian style)
-with Queen "The Show Must Go On" being played
-ending with a champagne fuelled party

hoping that in 500 years i wake up on some distant planet to then return to earth with our new cousins in space as a hero and with a cure to death.
I'd then sell this cure making the ultimate plan B
either that or the "I'm not going to die" option, but for that i need to father a scientific genius to invent a cure or alternative to death.. i figure it'll give them something to aim for in life.
<chef in uber-optimistic mood>The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Please note: Collections are probably every 2 weeks. If disposing of dead bodies, remember to add a bit of that refuse bin powder you can get at Wilkinsons to mask the smell. Be considerate: only put out one dead body a week. Thanks.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'd have said, until the council changed the collection schedules and rules, just leave me out in bin bag.
Otherwise medical science. Or landfill, or whatever. Couldn't care less really.Comment
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I'll have my ashes baked into a Death By Chocolate cake and served to guests at the wake.
Cheers!Comment
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