It's My Funeral, so...

[DBA_bloke]

Well, we've had marrieds, unmarrieds, nearly marrieds, so time for funerals.

What do you fancy?

1. Standard burial
2. Themed burial e.g. all mourners in footy gear
3. Cremation
4. Pickled in vinegar
5. Dry-cured
6. Donated to med. science (i.e. skull used as ashtray in junior med. digs)
7. Remains fired off into orbit
8. Made into a pie a la Sweeney Todd
9. I will never die
10. I am AndyW

(buggered up this poll, but never mind).

[chasingtheaurora]

Well, we've had marrieds, unmarrieds, nearly marrieds, so time for funerals.

What do you fancy?

No black clothing - it's meant to be a celebration of life, not a commiseration of death.

Ooh. Was that a bit serious for a Monday morning? I've been making arrangements this weekend and it's a bit morbid-making.

[DBA_bloke]

No black clothing - it's meant to be a celebration of life, not a commiseration of death.

Ooh. Was that a bit serious for a Monday morning? I've been making arrangements this weekend and it's a bit morbid-making.

I think you need a tiddly bit more positive mental attitude if you are going to make it in the land of ice and ravenous polar bears!

[chasingtheaurora]

I think you need a tiddly bit more positive mental attitude if you are going to make it in the land of ice and ravenous polar bears!

Oh trust me, I'm full of happy thoughts

As a general thought, if you're ever looking to feel negative I strongly recommend trying to organise your own funeral!

[oracleslave]

Cremation for me please.

[Swiss Tony]

Buried at sea, might as well make a day of it

[Rantor]

I want an animatronic do, where my mechanically reanimated cadaver will circulate telling all attendees what a bunch of c***s they are followed by self-immolation.

Misanthropy - breakfast of champions

[Troll]

Is there VAT on funeral services?

[PRC1964]

Cremated on a funeral pyre made of signed off timesheets.

[DBA_bloke]

Cremated on a funeral pyre made of signed off timesheets.

Not a P4 bod, then? They'd have just enough to light a fag.