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    #21
    Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #22
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?
      Seconded.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

        I suggest they make it a dogging mound for the Jamaican Forum for Lesbians All-Sexuals and Gays (J-FLAG).
        I bet its located in the UK, anyone belonging to a ‘baty boy’ group in Jamaica wouldn’t last long.

        It’s more likely a front for yardie crack dealers.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #24
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?
          I think you are being a little unfair to the tulipe-heap there.
          First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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            #25
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            I bet its located in the UK, anyone belonging to a ‘baty boy’ group in Jamaica wouldn’t last long.

            It’s more likely a front for yardie crack dealers.
            Yeah mon, anudder 10k from dem uk counciwls, yacudna make da sheeet up
            now wher me choice blo man
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #26
              We have a coke mountain visible from our house. Well, actually it's a little hill left from when the brickworks used to use coke in the kilns. You can't see it's made of coke any more as it has trees and bushes on it.

              That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                #27
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                We have a coke mountain visible from our house. Well, actually it's a little hill left from when the brickworks used to use coke in the kilns. You can't see it's made of coke any more as it has trees and bushes on it.

                That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.
                Soon to be a dark, dripping with blood land, full of mosques.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.
                  No not much countryside there apart from,
                  Snowdonia national park, the Peak district, the Lake district, the Yorkshire Moors
                  etc
                  etc
                  etc
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    No not much countryside there apart from,
                    Snowdonia national park, the Peak district, the Lake district, the Yorkshire Moors
                    etc
                    etc
                    etc
                    Doesn't count: can't build houses on any of it. Forfeit.

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