Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostPerhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
I suggest they make it a dogging mound for the Jamaican Forum for Lesbians All-Sexuals and Gays (J-FLAG).
It’s more likely a front for yardie crack dealers.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostPerhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI bet its located in the UK, anyone belonging to a ‘baty boy’ group in Jamaica wouldn’t last long.
It’s more likely a front for yardie crack dealers.
now wher me choice blo manThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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We have a coke mountain visible from our house. Well, actually it's a little hill left from when the brickworks used to use coke in the kilns. You can't see it's made of coke any more as it has trees and bushes on it.
That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.bloggoth
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWe have a coke mountain visible from our house. Well, actually it's a little hill left from when the brickworks used to use coke in the kilns. You can't see it's made of coke any more as it has trees and bushes on it.
That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThat's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.
Snowdonia national park, the Peak district, the Lake district, the Yorkshire Moors
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etcThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostNo not much countryside there apart from,
Snowdonia national park, the Peak district, the Lake district, the Yorkshire Moors
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