Reply to: It's our heritage, see, lovely boy...

[DBA_bloke]

No not much countryside there apart from,
Snowdonia national park, the Peak district, the Lake district, the Yorkshire Moors
etc
etc
etc

Doesn't count: can't build houses on any of it. Forfeit.

[Bagpuss]

That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.

No not much countryside there apart from,
Snowdonia national park, the Peak district, the Lake district, the Yorkshire Moors
etc
etc
etc

[DBA_bloke]

We have a coke mountain visible from our house. Well, actually it's a little hill left from when the brickworks used to use coke in the kilns. You can't see it's made of coke any more as it has trees and bushes on it.

That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.

Soon to be a dark, dripping with blood land, full of mosques.

[xoggoth]

We have a coke mountain visible from our house. Well, actually it's a little hill left from when the brickworks used to use coke in the kilns. You can't see it's made of coke any more as it has trees and bushes on it.

That's the crap thing about Wales and North of England, they do not appear to have any vegetation. Real country is dark drippy woodland full of moquitos, not bare hills.

[Bagpuss]

I bet its located in the UK, anyone belonging to a ‘baty boy’ group in Jamaica wouldn’t last long.

It’s more likely a front for yardie crack dealers.

Yeah mon, anudder 10k from dem uk counciwls, yacudna make da sheeet up
now wher me choice blo man

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Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?

I think you are being a little unfair to the tulipe-heap there.

[gingerjedi]

I suggest they make it a dogging mound for the Jamaican Forum for Lesbians All-Sexuals and Gays (J-FLAG).

I bet its located in the UK, anyone belonging to a ‘baty boy’ group in Jamaica wouldn’t last long.

It’s more likely a front for yardie crack dealers.

[DBA_bloke]

Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?

Seconded.

[shaunbhoy]

Perhaps someone could work out a way whereby whenever sasguru posts something we are redirected towards a vision of this tulipheap in much the same way that Reggie Perrin visualised a trotting hippo every time his mother-in-law was mentioned?

[DBA_bloke]

To be fair it's probably quite pretty compared to the rest of Wrexham.

I suggest they make it a dogging mound for the Jamaican Forum for Lesbians All-Sexuals and Gays (J-FLAG).

And have some sort of pillory at the summit for fire fighters.

[Bagpuss]

To be fair it's probably quite pretty compared to the rest of Wrexham.

I suggest they make it a dogging mound for the Jamaican Forum for Lesbians All-Sexuals and Gays (J-FLAG).

[DBA_bloke]

And do your visitors comment on this hobby then DBA?

No visitors these days. Can't think why, though.

[DBA_bloke]

Can you not go skiing on it in winter?

I'm sure some affordable housing can be built on it for "key public sector workers" comrade.

What don't you sell it bit by bit on ebay? "Own part of a heritage site"

Any other ideas on how the Welsh can capitalise on this obvious benefit?

Fashion the debris into Franklyn Mint-like sculptures of typical Wrexham scenes:
Pushing a pram to Netto.
Pushing a pram back from Netto, with bottles of spirits hidden under the lifelike ginger, one-eyed baby.
Wrexham teenagers loitering & drinking cheap lager - in school.
Fights in unbelievably horrible Wrexham pubs.

[shaunbhoy]

Saving that big pile of old crap is like storing one's poo in plastic sandwich bags and displaying them around the sitting room for visitors to admire.

And do your visitors comment on this hobby then DBA?

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Can you not go skiing on it in winter?

I'm sure some affordable housing can be built on it for "key public sector workers" comrade.

What don't you sell it bit by bit on ebay? "Own part of a heritage site"

Any other ideas on how the Welsh can capitalise on this obvious benefit?