Who's the Daddy ?

[gables]

Congratulations

Here's a tip for the missus; when the baby sleeps she should try and sleep\rest and NOT do any housework, pander after you A reason new mothers feel knackered is that they still try and do everything else, remember this, the dust will keep

Have to say though, having kids is great!!

[Moose423956]

12 weeks

Well done old chap.

If your good lady decides to have a birthing pool, you will be expected to get in. If you do, make sure you don't have any open cuts on your feet. I did, and it became infected, because of all the "stuff" in there. They can only get so much out with a sieve. HTH.

Oh, and did I ever mention that my wife had 9 orgasms on our wedding night? Thought I'd just throw that one in.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Nice one Coops... you must have had a really good honeymoon

we are expecting it to come out with a made in Thailand tag attached somewhere.

Mrs is 12 weeks gone and had scan last friday Bagpuss. I saw it move around on the screen and stretch it's legs. Saw the hear beat pumping away and nurse said at this stage everything looks ok. Next scan due in 2 months.

Thanks for your congratulations

[sasguru]

Oh, and did I ever mention that my wife had 9 orgasms on our wedding night? .

With her Rabbit?

[Moose423956]

With her Rabbit?

No. With her Moose.

[Bagpuss]

we are expecting it to come out with a made in Thailand tag attached somewhere.

Mrs is 12 weeks gone and had scan last friday Bagpuss. I saw it move around on the screen and stretch it's legs. Saw the hear beat pumping away and nurse said at this stage everything looks ok. Next scan due in 2 months.

Thanks for your congratulations

Nice one!

[realityhack]

Congratulations!!!




Do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet? Can they tell so early?

[wobbegong]

Congratulations.

When your wife has a baby everyone is really quick to give you advice, and I'm no different, except my advice is; ignore everyones' advice.

Every kid is different, their parents' experiences won't be same as yours, and most people revel in giving you the horror stories anyway.

Find your own way, and enjoy. It's the only worthwhile thing any of us do in our paltry "three score and ten" revolutions of the sun.

[Fishface]

congratulations - hope all goes well - you are truely blessed if it does.

My missus just had a miscarriage - its really harsh when that happens or why it happens and its more common than people realise.

best of luck

[realityhack]

revolutions of the sun.

Surely you mean: Revolutions of the Earth around the Sun?