Originally posted by DS23
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savour those last weeks of sleep 
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Top tip, encourage breast feeding as the only way forward and then move into the spare room once the baby is born under the reasoning that it would be unsafe driving to work if you are sleep deprived. You don't want an orphan. I'm sleeping very well, the Mrs looks a bit knackered though. -
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Ours is due in 6 weeks time, the wife has gone into weird nesting mode and I am absolutely 5hiting myself!!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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You will find out on Jeremy KyleOriginally posted by Gonzo View PostAre you telling us that you are not sure that it's yours?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Congratulations.
Thats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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things they don't tell you part 4:Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
your partner will almost certainly need to evacuate her bowels in the process of delivery.Comment
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Best to stay at the head end then!Originally posted by DS23 View PostScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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the language can get even dirtier at the other end.Comment
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I take it she's had the first scan Cooper? If not I'd hold fire telling people until thenThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Enjoy them while u can................they become teenagersComment
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Nice one Coops... you must have had a really good honeymoon
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GratzOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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