the not so nice things you have done thread

[DBA_bloke]

I've never believed these "I woke up with a munter much below my standards" stories. The fact is you fancied her on some level, and if you were so pissed you couldn't see at all the night before, it's unlikely your performance was up to much.

sasguru: You've been similarly rebuffed in the morning by a big, beefy man that you thought, for the umpteenth time, would be "the one", haven't you? Your bitter words speak volumes. Try being a bit less easy, and lose a few pounds, love. It'll all work out in the end, I'm sure. Best of luck.

[TheFaQQer]

You bastard! That was my Mum!

Is DavieJones your dad?

[DBA_bloke]

Is DavieJones your dad?

Oh God!

[sasguru]

I'm guessing the combination of excessive beer consumption, youthful male hormones and dimly lit nightclubs didn't feature much in your life. I think cleavage usually has a role to play as well.

Not much of a drinker I guess. The upside is when I pulled I still liked them the next day .

[FiveTimes]

I've never believed these "I woke up with a munter much below my standards" stories. The fact is you fancied her on some level, and if you were so pissed you couldn't see at all the night before, it's unlikely your performance was up to much.

Like the old saying... "I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with one or two..."

Agree ample cleavage helps, and its only in the morning that it wasn't just that that was ample.

[daviejones]

Oh God!

I could have been, but Sas beat me up the stairs!!!

[DBA_bloke]

I could have been, but Sas beat me up the stairs!!!

sasguru is sterile and can't get it up anyway, so I think I'm safe on that score.

[snaw]

Just be grateful I'm not your dad, or more likely, your grandad...

I saw V, not a pretty outcome that those mutant little lizard tongue babies.

[cailin maith]

I saw V, not a pretty outcome that those mutant little lizard tongue babies.

I wasn't allowed to stay up to watch it.....

[DBA_bloke]

I saw V, not a pretty outcome that those mutant little lizard tongue babies.

Hmmm... I have got a tail, and often fancy eating people. I had put it down to the weather, but not so sure, now.