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Originally posted by snaw View PostI'm guessing the combination of excessive beer consumption, youthful male hormones and dimly lit nightclubs didn't feature much in your life. I think cleavage usually has a role to play as well.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI've never believed these "I woke up with a munter much below my standards" stories. The fact is you fancied her on some level, and if you were so pissed you couldn't see at all the night before, it's unlikely your performance was up to much.
Agree ample cleavage helps, and its only in the morning that it wasn't just that that was ample.Comment
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostOh God!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostI could have been, but Sas beat me up the stairs!!!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostJust be grateful I'm not your dad, or more likely, your grandad...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostI saw V, not a pretty outcome that those mutant little lizard tongue babies.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by snaw View PostI saw V, not a pretty outcome that those mutant little lizard tongue babies.Comment
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