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I despise poor working class people. Probably why I spit on them when I drive past in my Bently Continental.
I shout "get a job!" and they shout back "I've got one!" and I say "What, that pays £250K like mine!!!". Then I spit at them.
Does anyone else here do that too?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Well it's a moot point for you. I hate to break it to you, but your blow-up doll can't concieve.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostMany private schools perform worse than the top State schools. If you £ value the added value of saying you knew one of Tara Parker Tompkinson's drug addled relatives then I guess it's worth the financial hardship.Hard Brexit now!
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Get rid of her, and her mates. The quicker the better, although I think it would be funnier if you dumped her on Christmas day. Write a "you're dumped" note, wrap it up all nice, and put it in a big box weighed down with bricks. Just imagine the look of surprise on her face as she opens what she thinks is a big, shiny, expensive present, and gets booted instead.
She sounds absolutely awful, her mates and family worse.
Oh - and post some nude pics of her on the web too.Comment
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With a linky here please.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostOh - and post some nude pics of her on the web too.Comment
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With a nice firm pair of norks.....Originally posted by RightLaugh View PostI bet she's a posh horsey type. Ride em cowboy.
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Something tells me you've tested that theory, I bet you've burnt more rubber than Lewis Hamilton.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWell it's a moot point for you. I hate to break it to you, but your blow-up doll can't concieve.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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