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Mr Z and I are looking forward to the funeral - six mime artists carrying an imaginary coffin into the churchOriginally posted by Churchill View Post
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Can I take it that you've never been down Les Halles on a Sunday afternoon then?Originally posted by Churchill View PostBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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That was his problem, he kept everything bottled up. He really needed to talk to someone about his problems...Originally posted by NoddY View PostI hope he didn't suffer in silence.Comment
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I think you mean "does anyone gif a tulip"... IGMC.Originally posted by Churchill View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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"For fu*ck's sake! Do I have to say it out loud. I'm ILL"Originally posted by Churchill View PostGuy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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There was a great Mel Brooks film a few years back, called "Silent Comedy". The only person in it who said a word was Marceau - and that was the one word "Non!".
So, related trivia question time - who was Bip?Blog? What blog...?
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Bip was a character created by Marcel Marceau.Originally posted by malvolio View PostSo, related trivia question time - who was Bip?
Or perhaps you mean this way of bludgeoning the little gits into line, or possibly this provision to local authorities of a set of resources to support improving and transforming service delivery during the CSR07 period and beyond?
I don't hold out much hope for either of them, myself...
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You truly are wise in the ways of Google my son.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBip was a character created by Marcel Marceau.
Or perhaps you mean this way of bludgeoning the little gits into line, or possibly this provision to local authorities of a set of resources to support improving and transforming service delivery during the CSR07 period and beyond?
I don't hold out much hope for either of them, myself...
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