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See - I was right! You will now fantasize for an hour about having a sense of humour, and then wonder (as usual) why you have no friends. Remember, mortal, I control you - you will NEVER laugh or get a shag again. -
I will...ask your mum when you get home!!!Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Postyou will NEVER laugh or get a shag again."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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My Mum is easy - you have proven nowt!Originally posted by daviejones View PostI will...ask your mum when you get home!!!Comment
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I know...she was good tho! But you would already know that!!!Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostMy Mum is easy - you have proven nowt!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Tee hee!Originally posted by daviejones View PostI know...she was good tho! But you would already know that!!!Comment
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