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vetran replied

20 September 2007, 14:16
Originally posted by Addanc View Post

Will he be appearing in this.

Not as a full award winner, he has already reproduced but he should get an honourable mention.

A bit sad really but it was a preventable accident.
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DBA_bloke replied

20 September 2007, 13:49
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I know...she was good tho! But you would already know that!!!

Tee hee!
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daviejones replied

20 September 2007, 13:47
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

My Mum is easy - you have proven nowt!

I know...she was good tho! But you would already know that!!!
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DBA_bloke replied

20 September 2007, 13:46
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I will...ask your mum when you get home!!!

My Mum is easy - you have proven nowt!
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daviejones replied

20 September 2007, 13:45
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

you will NEVER laugh or get a shag again.

I will...ask your mum when you get home!!!
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DBA_bloke replied

20 September 2007, 13:40
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

ZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!! I have to go now, your mum is coming round!

See - I was right! You will now fantasize for an hour about having a sense of humour, and then wonder (as usual) why you have no friends. Remember, mortal, I control you - you will NEVER laugh or get a shag again.
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daviejones replied

20 September 2007, 13:32
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

"I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!"

Ewww get her!

Do you have a point?
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BoredBloke replied

20 September 2007, 13:31
"I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!"

Ewww get her!
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Addanc replied

20 September 2007, 13:03
Will he be appearing in this.
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daviejones replied

20 September 2007, 13:00
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

You can't guess anything about me, because I control you with my mind. Proof: You will post something utterly dull, lifeless, and thoroughly yawn-inducing very soon...

ZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!! I have to go now, your mum is coming round!
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wendigo100 replied

20 September 2007, 12:55
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!

I hope mine is! I've been to enough miserable ones.
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DBA_bloke replied

20 September 2007, 12:47
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I can guess what you are, and it is not immortal.

You can't guess anything about me, because I control you with my mind. Proof: You will post something utterly dull, lifeless, and thoroughly yawn-inducing very soon...
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daviejones replied

20 September 2007, 12:40
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

I am immortal, so not really relevant.

I can guess what you are, and it is not immortal.
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DBA_bloke replied

20 September 2007, 12:39
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!

I am immortal, so not really relevant.
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daviejones replied

20 September 2007, 12:37
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

As Bill Hicks once so sagely said, "It's always funny until someone gets hurt; then it's f---ing hilarious!"

I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!
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