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I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostAs Bill Hicks once so sagely said, "It's always funny until someone gets hurt; then it's f---ing hilarious!""If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I am immortal, so not really relevant.Originally posted by daviejones View PostI guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!Comment
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I can guess what you are, and it is not immortal.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostI am immortal, so not really relevant."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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You can't guess anything about me, because I control you with my mind. Proof: You will post something utterly dull, lifeless, and thoroughly yawn-inducing very soon...Originally posted by daviejones View PostI can guess what you are, and it is not immortal.Comment
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I hope mine is!Originally posted by daviejones View PostI guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!
I've been to enough miserable ones.
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ZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!! I have to go now, your mum is coming round!Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostYou can't guess anything about me, because I control you with my mind. Proof: You will post something utterly dull, lifeless, and thoroughly yawn-inducing very soon..."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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"I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!"
Ewww get her!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Do you have a point?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post"I guess we all laugh at different things.......no doubt your funeral will be a right party!!!"
Ewww get her!
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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