First day on new gig

[Pondlife]

How do you change tapes on a laptop?

Keep up at the back.

He has outlook on his laptop with a monthly recurring task saying

1. run backup
2. store tape in cupboard

HTH

[sasguru]

Greg,

could you please provide me a bullet pointed summary of what you are saying.

Thanks,

Milan.

Yes Greg. The slipper-wearing Passat diesel driver had a comprehensive educashun, innit, and parsing a paragraph of text to extract the gist is beyond him.

HTH.

[chef]

Spoken like a true contractor, they will love you and hate you at the same time

yup, been there, done that, got 14 months of extensions because of it aswell

[milanbenes]

faqqer,

I got a scsi drive connected to the laptop

and the rest is as described by pondlife

Milan.

[Old Greg]

Yes Greg. The slipper-wearing Passat diesel driver had a comprehensive educashun, innit, and parsing a paragraph of text to extract the gist is beyond him.

HTH.

SASGuru

Could you please provide me a bullet pointed summary of what you are saying.

Thanks,

OG

[sasguru]

SASGuru

Could you please provide me a bullet pointed summary of what you are saying.

Thanks,

OG

* Milan drives a crap old man's car
* Milan is a bit, shall we say, mentally challenged

HTH.

[milanbenes]

Sas,

you gotta try harder, this crap baiting that works on Francko won't work on me.

C'mon, demonstrate some intellect and creativity in your insults.

To conclude, you must try harder.

Milan.

[Bagpuss]

Yes Greg. The slipper-wearing Passat diesel driver had a comprehensive educashun, innit, and parsing a paragraph of text to extract the gist is beyond him.

HTH.

SASguru: a person regarded as arrogant and annoying

[milanbenes]

Bagpuss,

it's a question of glass half full or glass half empty

I think Sas is funny, and especially admire his talent for turning threads and the forum membership against himself

it is amazing

Milan.

[ChimpMaster]

This is going off-topic.

You're all going to get banned!

Think of the children, think of the children!!!!