Harsh, but fair.
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Some good old Army cliches:
The ball's in your court
The sooner you start,, the sooner you finish
The carrot has been dangled...
YOU...STILL......STAND STILL THAT MAN!!!!!


"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Another military cliche...
Oi Churchill!!! I didn't see you in camouflage training this morning!!!
No Sarge, I'm getting good, ain't I?Comment
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Your first post - you registered just to tell us that?Originally posted by the average man View PostI stand corrected said the man with the orthopedic shoeComment
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Now Wendy be nice to the new peopleOriginally posted by wendigo100 View PostYour first post - you registered just to tell us that?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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That's better than most first posts. Possibly, the OP has been posting drivel but that piece of quality got through the Mod's filter for new posters.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostYour first post - you registered just to tell us that?Comment
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But he's showing 1 post and there's another here:Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostYour first post - you registered just to tell us that?
http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...tml#post293910
What's going on? Note to self - find a contract quick and stop bothering about things like this.Comment
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Definitely something fishy.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBut he's showing 1 post and there's another here:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...tml#post293910
What's going on?
Or lizardy...
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